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Floorp

Noun) A mess-up, fault, blunder, or epic fail

Antonym: Success, achievement, everything good in life

This definition directly derives from the arch duke Nevel Floorp from Great Brittian. Neville's name was only made famous by his catastrofic incident that resulted in his beheading. Although this incident was swept under the rug by officials, investigators were able to uncover some items mysteriously involved: 1) The Queen 2) a Cornish game hen 3) a spool of thread 4) and a bag of Epsom salts. Witness testimony varies greatly, and specifics are unknown. Neville Floorp's last name lives on in infamy to this day...
1. That guy is a floorp, because he sucks at life.
2. My donkey is nothing but a floorp.
3. A) Why won't my soufflé rise? B) Dude, you are such a floorp!
4. He was going to ask Vanessa out, but accidentally tripped over his shoelace, what a floorp.
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floomping

A sexual act involving a fist, penis and strong glue. You glue you fist to your penis and your penis to your scrotum and whilst pounding the victims anal cavity, you poor the rest of the remaining glue on your penis whilst you continue to pound
I was floomping my grandma for not getting me robux
by Anomotronic224 May 7, 2018
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Floompy

When you're relly hungry or horny or just want a dinosaur.
Bruh I'm so floompy

What kind of floompy?

Wait and find out;)
by Dadisgoneforever October 12, 2019
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fourth floor bitches

Located on the top floor of the gateway building, galasheils. A tribe of strong independent young fashion students who are known for going hard and going home, slut dropping and drinking prosecco. The most wild and best people you will ever meet are on the 4th floor of the gateway building.

"I'm going to the fourth floor for a party tonight"
"You better leave your dignity at the door mate"
"I'm going to the fourth floor bitches for a party tonight"
"You better leave your dignity at the door mate"
by bubblebuttbubblebubblebubblebu November 6, 2014
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drivin the dance floor

drivin the dance floor is when you and a guy are kick ass grinding and dancing
by Montyy April 25, 2006
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lick a floor

-equivalent of "eat shit"
-also equivalent of "go to hell"
Brian: "You faggot. Suck one."
You: "Go lick a floor you dirty cunt."
by LiveYaLife April 16, 2014
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Four on the floor

Sex game where either 4guys or 4women get naked and lie on the floor next to each other
They then have a jack off or jill off contest to see who cums first. The winner gets sucked or eaten by the other 3 cuntestants. The winner then sits on the side lines and the process repeats itself until they are down to the final 2 the.winner of this match up then gets sucked or eaten by the other 3 then he or she chooses who they want to fuck while the others watch while jacking or jilling off and cumming all over the intertwined couple.
Kiera went to a party last night where they played. Four on the floor. She said it was fun but she was exhausted when it was all over and she had to shower. 3 Jotimes to get the 'girl quim'out of her hair!
by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021
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