Dutch Steamer

When you're taking a hot shower and you fart, causing all the steam from the hot shower to basck you in your own bodily stench.

Dude, I was totally taking a shower and I gave myself a Dutch Steamer

by Boatdock2018 October 25, 2018

Dutch pimp

One that can easily multitask in both the pushing of drugs and the pimpin of hoes. The true one stop shop!

I'm so glad I ran into a Dutch pimp, he hooked me up with this bag and this bag hoe

by Mikky Miller December 29, 2018

Dutch fire triangle

Sexual act, where three men stand facing inwards each firmly grasping the erect penis of the man to their left with their left hand while simultaneously gripping the forearm of the man to their right with their right hand. Each man in turn moves the other mans arm (to his right) for him, making each arm holding a penis move by someone else.

Dean and Steven asked me to join them for a Dutch fire triangle.... I said no.

by F00PA January 18, 2019

dutch nap

Dutch Calvinists do not work on the Lord's Day - it is a day of rest. After a hearty midday meal, the entire family retires to their respective bedrooms to take a nap, and consequently most of their children are conceived on Sunday afternoon while the parents take a "Dutch nap".

Don't bother mom and dad; they are taking a Dutch nap.

by MayaPinion February 3, 2019

Dutch Inhale

The act of smelling your fart immediately . Much like a french inhale.

To mask the smell of passing gas in class, I attempted to Dutch inhale.

by HustleTC February 6, 2019

dutch seam

During intercourse the female partner shits on the male penis, the male then uses his flaccid penis to smear the poop into the females buttcrack, to a smooth beaded seam.

Mike: Dude I laid the cleanest dutch seam in this Persian "hooker" last night, shoulda been there!

by LayingSeams March 15, 2019

Dutch pocket

An Amish woman’s vagina.

Hey check out this steamy Dutch pocket.

by Blackice417 March 20, 2019