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During intercourse the female partner shits on the male penis, the male then uses his flaccid penis to smear the poop into the females buttcrack, to a smooth beaded seam.
Mike: Dude I laid the cleanest dutch seam in this Persian "hooker" last night, shoulda been there!
by LayingSeams March 15, 2019
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