dick in a box

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.

Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box

girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box

by caffeine21 December 23, 2006

Dick

Dick can mean a number of things, such as:

1. A males penis
2. A insult

3. Cydney

1. "wow that doy gotta real good dick"
2. "you're such a dick!"
3. "did yo see dat cydney gurl, herd she hook up wit all dem bois. can't trust no hoe"

by keuso July 1, 2014

Dick

What females usually have in their pussy.

" Ohh~ Put your dick in me pleasee~ "

by Jeff The Killer B) September 14, 2014

DICK

Somone who spoils endgame therefore your allowed to call him a fucking dick for spoiling the biggest movie ever. I mean who the fuck dose that.

YOUR A FUCKING DICK LOGAN!

by Antman theory April 25, 2019

dick'\

a giant dick, mainly William's because he's was born that way. ;)

Dick'\ went in my tiny ass pussy last night. It felt sooooo good.

by giant dickerya June 14, 2016

dick

A playtoy for all females to enjoy.Which i disappointingly attached to an idiot which is called a "man".We females would usually just play with it.....suck on it....until.....MAGICALLY....this delicious white come comes out of the mushroom and if it gets in ourpussy....9 months later a cute adorable baby will come out and apppppparently we have to share it with those....."men".😝

mmmmm this.....dick tastes sooo good and feels soooo hard.....ooooo the whit stuff came out

by Foreveravoss June 13, 2016

Dick-piece

A small, thoughtless piece of material used to fill in when a layout has come up short, (because of your own personal lack of skill and ethics) with almost any medium.

"We came up four inches short, just cut me a dick-piece so we can puke it in and call it a day."

by DB0380 September 14, 2009