Hand dancing

A fast gesturing motion of rapid movement of the hand primarily for self gratification...more commonly known as masturbate

I like to hand dance when nobody's home.
That Hand dancing queef

by professional penis sneezer July 23, 2012

ass dancing

Ass Dancing: v. The act of dancing while in the state of being an Ass. Sometimes performed naked for strangers.

Coined in 2005 at a ranch in Togo TX following a day of drinking and partying, the term speread in Houston's west end and then thru internet blogs.

Cooper's "ass dancing" confirmed what they all suspected, he was an asshole!

by Cooper T May 9, 2006

Dad Dance

Jim Hopper dancing in Stranger Things.

"Hey did you see Hopper dancing in Stranger Things?"

"Yes! The dad dance king!"

by DadBodExpert December 15, 2017

Sandi Dance

Its when you shake your head back and forth while snapping your fingers

Person 1: "Dude i love this song soo much."
Person 2: "I Sandi dance it all the time."

by boogers mcscrotum balls December 5, 2011

Tinkle Dance

The rythmic display accompanying the near-involuntary muscle movements that occur when one really need to urinate. This is typically hilarious to onlookers, who may place wagers on how long it will take for the dancer to piss themselves.

Oh shit, Jerry's doing the tinkle dance! He's only 4 and can't hold it, where's the closest bathroom!

by x BILKO x September 30, 2016

Fusion Dance

A nicer way of saying sex; a way of having sex while both partners stand and go at it.

Me: Yo me and her were going at it all night bro!
Friend: What position(s)
Me: Oh we did the Fusion Dance

by ADoggieIsAChickenSecretly December 19, 2018

slow dance

slow dancing is hard
slow dancing is easy
you close your eyes (some people cannot keep them shut)
you agree to adapt your energy to your dancing partner
slow dancing is good
slow dancing is a teacher
how evolved is your slowness
can you sacrifice some speed

"we were on the beach and i asked him to slow dance with me to the sound of crashing waves."

by Krkič June 24, 2019