Doing a Charlotte

Ordering something for an event, then it ariving the day after.

Jess-'have you get your dress for prom yet?'
Charlotte-'Yeah... I orderd it of the internet. Should arive the day before'

It didnt

Helen 'Im gonna order all the stuff for the party tonight'
Amy 'Why? Its in two months time?'
Helen 'Cus i dont want to end up doing a charlotte'

by Doing a Helen September 26, 2009

do a blockie

An Australian term which means to drive or walk around the block

Carmen: 'Not sure which cafe they are at, so let's do a blockie'.

by Bondgurl June 26, 2015

Doing Sticks

Masturbating aggressively at any giving moment.

If you have a Stick, do it.

"It's late. Better do Sticks quickly so I can have a good night sleep!"

"Man, how was your weekend?
Aha..I've been Doing Sticks 8 hours a day."

by Fresh-Potato April 14, 2016

Do Grape

Sexual intercourse with a grape. Not to be confused with Dog rape

friend: Hey dude, I'm going to the supermarket to buy some grapes for our Do Grape tonight!
me: What? We are fucking dogs?
friend: dude, i said do GRAPE
me:ahh, alright brah! Gang gang!

by ugly gay unicorn April 26, 2017

Doing a Juno

Being pregnant as a teenager and keeping the baby to give it up for adoption, just like in the movie 'Juno'.

Chelsea: "Have you heard Sky is doing a Juno?"
Logan: "Yeah, she couldn't go through with an abortion."

by Vexed Potato July 18, 2015

Doing a maya

Having a wank, probably quite an excessive amount of masturbation is occurring. Sometimes to pass the time or sometimes used to procrastinate.

'How many maya's have you had today?'
'Ah, I haven't stopped doing a maya all day, I've been so bored'

by ps3d0nym December 16, 2016

Doing a Fox

A term more commonly used in North Sudanese slang and subculture, In which a person -instead of going to the gym for weight-lifting like any other civilized human being- chooses to take photos of twig-resembling biceps for Instagram likes and Whatsapp comments. The term is also used sporadically for instances where someone speaks incredibly terrible,incoherent, and laughable english.

(Not to be confused with doing a foz)

"Off to The RS Gym bro see you in a bit"
"Leg day or bench pressing today?"
"Mans Doing a Fox You dunknow already"
"Say no more"

"Why did Miss Ira give me a C in English Oral?"
"Maybe because you were Doing a Fox"
"Explains everything bro"

by wellgoddammit August 16, 2017