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Crotch Tonsils 

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.
That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.
Crotch Tonsils by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019

CROTCH BOGGLE 

When a person grabs a man by the balls and gazes into the very being of his soul.
Evan got crotch boggled by the cologne guy in the restroom.
CROTCH BOGGLE by Saikosekai November 21, 2019

crotch jaw

Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.
"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."
crotch jaw by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

crotch monster 

A bigfoot for your balls. a quite pleasing for a gamer name
The crotch monster is prepared to take you

Crotch goblins 

The goblins that live in your crotch.
Hey bro, I got bad news, I got dem crotch goblins.

crotch fart 

I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!
crotch fart by fartcat.com May 19, 2020