Beatbox coochie

When you pull out of your partner and the WAP start fartin'.

Him: *pulls out*
Her: *WAP starts farting*
Him: Damn, she got beatbox coochie

by 3inst3in January 14, 2021

Terminal Coochie

When someone buts a nut in less than 3 seconds from dat ass being tooo phat.

That bitch had a terminal coochie

by littlecoolaidman April 21, 2021

Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie

by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021

doopey clooch

harry styles’ butt plug

me: hey have you ever seen doopey clooch?
friend: no wtf

by lukehemmingslipring July 13, 2021

Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian or blue grandma. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian

Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch

by anonymous July 18, 2021

Gucci Coochie

A very special coochie, one might even say it shines. Its very purrty, and special.

She's got that Gucci coochie

by hellisjustasauna July 20, 2021

spare cooch

It is a cooch thats so agape that it requires at least two very large phallic units to please her

hea bro help me plug that chckies spare cooch

by Spare cooch lover October 8, 2021