Condomania

The act of putting feces into a used condom and eating it

"Did you hear that Joe did condomania last night?"

by GitShrekt November 18, 2014

condom

a cheap piece of latex rubber that is meant to protect you from disease and pregnancy. not only do they fail 100% of the time, they are very uncomfortable to wear and they actually increase the risk of disease. however, you can wear them 24/7, becasue they make going to the bathroom alot easier.

i never wear a condom because its very uncomfortabe, especially when intercourse is at its peak.

by eric123 December 2, 2007

Ear Condom

A condom that protects your ear when someone wants to ejaculate into it.

Don't finish yet, I need to put my Ear Condom on!

by russelcrowe September 2, 2013

Condom

shrink wrap for one's penis; scumbag

Wow, those condoms make your dick look small

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

A Ghetto Condom

a small or big sock, which ever you prefer

joe didnt have a condom so he used a sock as a ghetto condom

by gudghuge January 9, 2008

Jawaandom Condom

A really nice guy who's only fault is his name being Jawaan. "good grief"

Jawaan protected all the men of the world by forcing himself to date Christiana. He single-handedly kept her unavailable for 4 miserable days

by Jawaan July 2, 2004

Bronze condom

when you give some one anal and they didnt shit before, so the guy gets shit on his dick.

that bitch didnt shit so now i gotta bronze condom

by ohhow yyuodoinn' November 29, 2009