computer god

Someone who is a step above 'Geek'. Able to do mind meld with CPU.

Daniel is a 'Computer God'

by Otaku Otome September 26, 2004

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Compton alarm clock

Police sirens.

I got mugged downtown last night, but some cops gave the neighborhood a Compton alarm clock and the thug bolted.

by Oniichan~ July 24, 2009

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A person who lies for a living, everything they do, say or think is a filthy fucking lie! They are also very quick to stab you in the back and then feed you more bullshit to get out of it.. All in all a complete cunt, see also Top Cunt

Graeme: I fucked all the fit girls in the office, I have a son in hospital and I'm half Jamaican...
Danny: you compulsive lying snitch cunt!

by DJ Smokey January 30, 2014

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Food Computer

a microwave oven.

So I popped a few corndogs into the old food computer and beep-boop them shits was done.

by flook January 19, 2009

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Atlantis Complex

A mental condition in which the subject is obsessed with a certain number, like an extreme condition of numerical obsessive compulsive disorder.

5, multiples of five argh!!
You have atlantis complex

by FULLY TABOULI April 13, 2011

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Choke the computer

Choking a computer refers to the process of holding down the power button until the given computer manually shuts off about 5 to 10 seconds later (presumably "choking" because of a loss of power). Not the preferable thing to do when working on one, as it loses all unsaved data in the process... However, one of the only things most Microsoft programs respond to.

Dang it! Windows XP just froze again for the (insert 4 digit number here)-th time today! Time to choke the computer again... *sigh*

by The Overmind June 30, 2004

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50/50 Compliment

A compliment that also has a rude insult poorly disguised within it.

Upon hearing a 50/50 Compliment, you will not know whether to say "Thanks" or "Fuck you".

Christopher: "Wow, Laura, you're hair looks much better today than it usually does".

Laura: "Uhh, Thanks for the 50/50 compliment...Go fuck yourself".

by zachary_MIDWEST November 20, 2009

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