Cleveland, OK

A town so small it doesn't even have its own Urban Dictionary entry.

Person1: "I live in Cleveland."

Person2: "Cleveland! What are you doing in Oklahoma!?"

Person1: "No, Cleveland, OK."

by W1G1 January 17, 2012

Clephen

Tall, nerdy guy (arguably) in desperate need of female attention, craving sex and trying his utmost to flirt with every passing member of the female gender.

Can also be used as an adjective.

Noun: "Clephen"
Adjective: *Clephen clephens* *Girl awkwardly laughs* "Damn, nigga, that's so Clephen."

by PetruPaulKoizumi April 16, 2013

Clewdizzle

An amazing, sexy, beautiful, intelligent, compassionate, and perfect girl. They contain only the finest quality traits that a man could only dream of having. They usually consist of having a perfect butt. This rare specimen of girls only go for Hays or commonly know as, "Haydizzles".

See that perfect girl over there?
Yeah she's such a Clewdizzle, too bad I'm not a Haydizzle.

by Hlewmondizzle November 9, 2012

cleveland roulette

The bleaching the anus of a person, followed by the munching, eating or teasing with tongue of the anus and hoping that no feces will be either tasted nor swallowed. This process is often repeated or passed around in a group intil one fails (in rare occasions people would continue)

Guy1: man you coming over for some cleveland roulette?

Guy2: naww man, last time I had corn in my teeth for two days and stank breath for four

by ballabingboo22 October 22, 2013

Clement ear cake

When a woman rubs her nipples deep into your ear. It is a surprising event which you never knew you would ever enjoy.

"Dude, that bird raped my ears with her nipples!"

"No way! You just got a Clement ear cake! "

by Muttkins June 1, 2014

Clerk Lurk

When a clerk or sales associate follows you around the store so they can ask you if you "have any questions." Usually they*just happen* to be folding clothes right next to you, and when you walk to a different part of the store, they miraculously appear right by your side, re-folding shirts, looking at you intently.

"Yesterday I was at PacSun, minding my own buisiness, when I got clerk-lurked by Johnny the sales associate again."
"No, for the one-hundred-forty-seventh time, I don't have any questions. Quit clerk lurkin' me and mind your own buisiness."

by Arianna MK December 20, 2014

cleary experience

Walking into the woods a boy and leaving a man

I swear that guy just had the cleary experience.

by MRCLUTCH1998 September 24, 2015