Clewdizzle 

An amazing, sexy, beautiful, intelligent, compassionate, and perfect girl. They contain only the finest quality traits that a man could only dream of having. They usually consist of having a perfect butt. This rare specimen of girls only go for Hays or commonly know as, "Haydizzles".

See that perfect girl over there?
Yeah she's such a Clewdizzle, too bad I'm not a Haydizzle.

Clewdizzle by Hlewmondizzle November 9, 2012

Lewdizzle 

An old fad that has been out of style since 1985 and frequently replaced by boy bands or transvestites.

Ok Dude...! You are coming off like a bad case of the Rupaul and Lewdizzle when you drink that champizzle.

Lewdizzle by Da Bloke Named Jeffrey March 31, 2011

crawdizzles 

Aka name of night club/ social gathering spot for:
- married women to act like dirty little cumsluts

- single cum-guzzling women who love washing weenies

- desperate horny 'Scary Larrys' who roofie these weenie washing whores to take home and drudge-fuck the shit out of them til they put their pussys' I'm a coma

"Hey Neesh, let's get ready and hit up Crawdizzles to guzzle some cum shots!"

crawdizzles by Meliciousness November 28, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012