Clewdizzle

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An amazing, sexy, beautiful, intelligent, compassionate, and perfect girl. They contain only the finest quality traits that a man could only dream of having. They usually consist of having a perfect butt. This rare specimen of girls only go for Hays or commonly know as, "Haydizzles".

See that perfect girl over there?
Yeah she's such a Clewdizzle, too bad I'm not a Haydizzle.

Clewdizzle by Hlewmondizzle November 9, 2012

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Lewdizzle

An old fad that has been out of style since 1985 and frequently replaced by boy bands or transvestites.

Ok Dude...! You are coming off like a bad case of the Rupaul and Lewdizzle when you drink that champizzle.

Lewdizzle by Da Bloke Named Jeffrey March 31, 2011

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crawdizzles

Aka name of night club/ social gathering spot for:
- married women to act like dirty little cumsluts

- single cum-guzzling women who love washing weenies

- desperate horny 'Scary Larrys' who roofie these weenie washing whores to take home and drudge-fuck the shit out of them til they put their pussys' I'm a coma

"Hey Neesh, let's get ready and hit up Crawdizzles to guzzle some cum shots!"

crawdizzles by Meliciousness November 28, 2023

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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