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Fat fucking pig, no bitches, only guys. Eats way to much mcdonalds.
Oh hey Chris, are you playing ping pong again you fat fuck, stop eating for once.
Chris by olch May 30, 2022
Chris the the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has massive muscles and a great sense of humor. He's great in bed and he always looks perfect and is ready to make you laugh. He normally pairs up with a Charlotte but any cute girl is fine for him.
Girl 1: OMG it's Chris!!!

Girl 2: He's so hot, I heard he gives good head.
Chris is the type of guy who would sacrifice themselves for a loved one, Chris' normally have brown hair and blue piercing eyes, he loves to hang out and play fortnite with his friends, he can be a dick at times but is normally really nice to others around him, he also has a HUGE MONSTER COCK that all the women want, if you find a Chris consider yourself lucky.
who is that he is such a hottie?
i think that is Chris
i want him
i heard he has a HUGE cock
Chris by poggersmon June 8, 2022
chris is someone who sits next to me in technology. he has a weird obssesion with dinosaurs and king julien
chris wont shut up about jurassic park please help-
(im joking lmao chris is cool-)
Chris by Giygig! June 8, 2022
Chris Is A Great Guy A Great Boyfriend And Would Mostly Be With A White Girl
Chris Is That Nigga
Chris by blacky444 June 9, 2022
The one and only GOAT. The hoes love him and the niggas love him, but sadly he way too fine for them.
Chris is so sexy I swear.
Chris by RealDealMane June 11, 2022