metro card

when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name

dick, stop metro carding me, that shit hurts

by Jim March 7, 2005

cardboard box

the house of a homeless person

"Where d'you live...in a cardboard box?"

by DeAndre December 28, 2005

card carrying

A description of stating an interest in or membership of a given topic, issue or organization, regardless of whether the organization actually exists. Originating from the days when business and membership cards were a greater definition of who you were; i.e., membership card of the NRA or democratic/republican party.

"I'm a card carrying trekkie nerd geek and proud of it"!

"Cletus is a card carrying member of the National Racist -er, I mean National Rifle Association".

by Grafikman May 16, 2012

cardholder

During anal sex, a man grabs onto his partner and initiates a headbutt, leading to a clenched anus and increased arousal. Similar in technique to a donkey punch, but the headbutt leads to a more violent anal clench than a fist.

Jereme needed to use his cardholder status because his girlfriend couldn't make him cum.

by CMuscle June 16, 2009

Cardboard King

A homless person who spends a given amount of his time in his cardboad box, and collectiong more cardboard for furniture and further expansions on his house......may or may not have a suit of armor made eniterly of cardboard

Me and Matt were walking down the street today and we burned that cardboard king's house down.....dirty fucking homeless

by English Class Heros September 13, 2010

Ace Card

The act of telling a friend's biggest secret to a bunch of people to purposefully embarrass them. Or, saying the one phrase that could embarrass someone at the current moment. Another way to say "BURN!"

Carl: Well I saw you macking on Lisa.
Greg: I was only macking on Lisa because you were throwing up in her mom's vase and I was trying to distract her.
Lisa: (GASP)
Carl: Way to pull out the Ace Card Greg.

-OR-

(Tom witnessing a fight between Jan and Dee)
Dee: You never keep your side of the room clean.
Jan: Because I cant spend that much time in there with all you Hanson Posters all over.
Tom: Oh, ACE CARD!

by Little Oral Annie January 28, 2009

cardboard box

Over the years Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes, has had several adventures involving corrugated cardboard boxes, in which he adapts them for many different uses. His inventions include the Transmogrifier, a flying time machine, the Duplicator, and an "Atomic Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron."

Basically, cardboard boxes are the best things a kid could ever have in order to stimulate their imagination.

I think our young Timmy here would rather have some cardboard boxes for Christmas than anything else. They're SO much fun.

by Cagefight December 7, 2006