Can'tasy 

Mutilation of the words "Can't" and "Fantasy".

Describes a fantasy that is just too plain weird for either party to fulfill.

girl: I will not participate in your sick Can'tasy!

Can'tasy by Clement Playford October 20, 2008

can.d 

The person that often wears glasses ...his name is Jonny Alerts....he is on musically....he dyed his hair ...yellow is the front ONLY...he is a comedian.,,.he act as weird...I followed him ....he showed his eyes once in a live ...he replies to EARLY comments ....yea I watc him .he has enough has had Instagram like normal peeps ..idk if he plays fortnite or ROBLOX oh wait roblox is for 7 years old peeps and he is like 16 or 17 ...he lives with his family ....you will like him if you like trash ...no he is actaully a good comedian

I didn’t want to put an example since there is no way I can give an example for the above ...cuz epirabm dickshinary didn’t let me do that CAN.D

can.d by What do you want September 9, 2018

Can you feel it? 

This phrase is used heavily with the surprise anal strategies due to its durability. This phrase can be used/found in almost every conversation.

Guy: “Babe, I’m in your ass”
Girl: “What?! No way!”
Guy: “Oh, can you feel it?” Then just jam it in her ass

Can you feel it? by Saxon101 June 23, 2019

Can the Jews come out to play 

Be my friend, be my friend, be my friend ... very

Can the Jews come out to play ?

Can the Jews come out to play by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 28, 2021

Can you sit on my face? 

That weird fetish were someone sits on other face and who is being "sit faced" enjoys it because... Ass.

Guy: Can you sit on my face?

Girl: *sighs* Sure... *sits on his face*

Guy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Can you sit on my face? by xX_Lolslayer_Xx March 3, 2023

Can O' Duh 

haterade sipped from a lead container rendering the drinker retarded

very popular drink in Canada

Can O' Duh by shmegma October 18, 2004

Can I get a witness? 

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.

1: go to the office!
2:I didn't do anything!
1:go now!
2: Can I get a witness??

Can I get a witness? by Alfons Richter April 9, 2008