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Cooper

Cooper's are rare and normally love sports. (football!) They the kinda guy that gets along with girls very well and there normally very good looking. A guy every girl want but they have one fatal flaw. They have trouble committing. They feel trapped and normally relationships with them don't last more than a month. They need freedom or they accidentally hurt people to get it.
Person 1: I can't believe Cooper broke up with her!
Person 2: It was kinda toxic though she was to jealous!
by BadassVampireGirl18 January 14, 2019
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Roy cooper

A guy that is a Democrat on the surface, but could pass for a young George Bush, which tells you that political party doesn't mean a whole lot.
Democrat and Republican is two sides of the same corporate coin, gambling with everybody's life/soul. Roy Cooper is no different than any other politician.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
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ELEANOR COOPER OHM

Human Girl, but the instincts of a mountain goat. Eleanor Cooper Ohm will make a bad joke at any point in the day and it will land perfectly no matter what.
"What do you think about Eleanor Cooper Ohm"

"hello?"
by cumjarbby February 22, 2023
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Classic Cooper

Wanking with one hand, finger up the bum with the other
Had such a good Classic Cooper last night
by Ricky Martin1 September 29, 2012
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Cooper

Cooper is retarded
by Smart booiii August 23, 2020
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Cooper

There are two types of Coopers in this world.

The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.

The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
by liftworks October 9, 2025
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Cooper

Cooper is the sweetest guy you will ever meet and he is extremely handsome. He has a heart of gold and will always try to comfort you and make you happy. Cooper has brown silky hair and amazing eyes, he is very tall and strong. Cooper will always be nice to you but makes jokes about most things he says. He is trustworthy and loyal to everyone. If you ever meet a cooper don’t hurt him.
“Cooper is just amazing
by anonymous May 25, 2022
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