Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.
Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.
by OldGGolfer July 6, 2022
Get the Covid Golfermug. Chronicling the transformations of the world, from its creation to its breakdown, due to the coronavirus and the self-deification a Julius Caesar wannabe, Covid's Metamorphoses will be read in the 22nd Century as a charming fable of humanity as it once was.
by Monkey's Dad October 7, 2020
Get the Covid's Metamorphosesmug. by say no to covid September 27, 2021
Get the Covidmug. A hoax apparently perpetrated by the president himself to confuse the electorate, and to trick the “deep state” in the hope of gaining sympathy votes—meanwhile, he will stay away from public eyes lest his fake infection might be detected.
That Trump is Covid-19⁺ might not secure him enough votes, so this is why his diehard supporters are entertaining the morbid thought that if he were to go into a comatose state and made a Boris Johnson-like comeback, the odds of his getting re-elected would then be sky-high.
by Covido October 2, 2020
Get the Trump is Covid-19⁺mug. A specific type of asshole who sees the coronavirus pandemic as a desired form of social Darwinism where only the strong survive it, believing it perfectly acceptable to allow vulnerable segments of the population die from preventable disease.
Covid eugenicists lack an understanding in this principle that long covid and other disease-induced injury will render far more people disabled, continuing the cycle of seeking elimination of those they judge as weak or unworthy of life. In addition, they have no sense of irony that they themselves may not survive, preventing them from seeing the übermensch society they yearn for.
While there is some overlap, covid eugenicists differ from covid denialists in that they acknowledge the reality of the pandemic. The most recognizable parallel is deliberately refusing to engage in very simple, non-invasive actions to reduce harm to themselves and others. The main difference is they act this way out of sheer spite, ego, selfishness, and narcissistic contrarianism (see also: toddler).
Whether eugenicist or denialist, both segments are generally not nice people and should be avoided like the plague.
Covid eugenicists lack an understanding in this principle that long covid and other disease-induced injury will render far more people disabled, continuing the cycle of seeking elimination of those they judge as weak or unworthy of life. In addition, they have no sense of irony that they themselves may not survive, preventing them from seeing the übermensch society they yearn for.
While there is some overlap, covid eugenicists differ from covid denialists in that they acknowledge the reality of the pandemic. The most recognizable parallel is deliberately refusing to engage in very simple, non-invasive actions to reduce harm to themselves and others. The main difference is they act this way out of sheer spite, ego, selfishness, and narcissistic contrarianism (see also: toddler).
Whether eugenicist or denialist, both segments are generally not nice people and should be avoided like the plague.
Standard covid eugenicist arguments:
"99% survive*"
Translation: "I don't care about that 1%"
"It takes only the sick, elderly, and infirm"
Translation: "Those people are a burden on society and should just die already."
"I got it and came out just fine"
Translation: "My unique experience is evidence that it's no big deal"
"I refuse to live in fear"
Translation 1: "I won't catch it, and even if I do, I'll be fine because I'm better and stronger than the rest of you peons" (see also: cognitive dissonance)
Translation 2: "I'm not afraid of a disease that has so far killed over 5 million people and disabled ten times that many but keep that vaccination that has saved many millions more away from me"
(*As of this writing, it's actually 98.2%)
"99% survive*"
Translation: "I don't care about that 1%"
"It takes only the sick, elderly, and infirm"
Translation: "Those people are a burden on society and should just die already."
"I got it and came out just fine"
Translation: "My unique experience is evidence that it's no big deal"
"I refuse to live in fear"
Translation 1: "I won't catch it, and even if I do, I'll be fine because I'm better and stronger than the rest of you peons" (see also: cognitive dissonance)
Translation 2: "I'm not afraid of a disease that has so far killed over 5 million people and disabled ten times that many but keep that vaccination that has saved many millions more away from me"
(*As of this writing, it's actually 98.2%)
by Clever Velociraptor January 26, 2022
Get the Covid eugenicistmug. Feelings you get over the phone or in quarantine with someone. It’s like a summer fling but during the covid-19 pandemic.
by Unst.Juggernaut April 13, 2021
Get the Covid feelingsmug. 1. The absence of personal crises during a global pandemic
2. Maintaining a status quo of any kind against a backdrop of systemic collapse
2. Maintaining a status quo of any kind against a backdrop of systemic collapse
by Tamarshmallow March 26, 2022
Get the covid thrivingmug.