caught up

1) Stuck on sumbody so much that u can't get off they jock

2)the Usher song that they play all the damn time

1)Johnathan and Patricia are so caught up. They always up under the other one.

2)I heard caught up on the radio for the 85th millionth time

by Lala and KK February 23, 2005

Tit caught in the ringer

Any situation,activity or behaviour that is exposed when wished not to be.---from the old days when washing machines did have ringers and getting you tit caught in it was a possibility!

She thought she would cheet on the test, but she got her tit caught in the ringer!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

casting couch

When a person of high status, normally a casting director, hires someone who they think is fit for sex, forgetting that the job requires different professional talent.

It could merely lead to a second date situation where the successful candidate has a chance to decide whether or not she fancies the casting director.

- She's hot but she can't act to save her life. Must be the casting couch.
- But wasn't the casting director a lady?
- Works both ways I suppose :D

by Arthur "Hugo" Laurents September 5, 2011

Coughing out of Both Ends

When you accidentally cough and fart at the same time.

I was coughing a lot last week, and I accidentally farted at one point. My mother was in the room, so I told her I was "coughing out of both ends" to hide the shame.

by WORGENDK85 February 11, 2013

Mr. Coughee

aka Mr. Coughy, Mr. Coughie. He coughs at church, weddings, funerals, business meetings, press conferences.

There are 3 versions of Mr. Coughee:

(1) On purpose. He always coughs loudy right when the speaker is trying to make their point.

(2) Unintentional, but, too inconsiderate to leave the room.

(3) Unintentional, but, too stupid to buy cough medicine.

by Emma Aryan July 8, 2006

Couch time

psychotherapy

Wow, that kid is messed up! I see a lot of couch time in his future.

by FunNun July 24, 2009

couchetard

A more affectionate way of calling someone a retard or a douchetard. Meant as an insult, but not as a serious one; often used between friends.

Inspired by Couche-Tard, the Canadian convenience store chain. "Couche-tard" is French for "night owl", literally meaning "goes to bed late." But because of its similarity in sound to the English insult douchetard, "couchetard" was converted into an English-language insult with a meaning similar to douchetard but less offensive -- even bordering on affectionate.

Also "couchetarded", adj.

He's my best friend, but let's be honest, he can be a couchetard sometimes when he's not thinking.

by Mr. X April 4, 2005