Cotarded

adjective
1.of or pertaining to a relationship in which one person is physically or mentally RETARDED and the other person is psychologically dependent on the first in an unhealthy way.

In a sentence: Jackie and Chris are totally cotarded!

by snotty1983 April 13, 2010

Liquid Cocaine

This occurs when a man is about to ejaculate. He tells the girl to close her eyes and open her mouth but when she closes her eyes, he puts it up her nose and covers her mouth so she has to breathe in through her nose.

I just liquid cocained your mom!

by Mikebyrne May 4, 2007

Cobain

An act where a male positions himself downward while sitting, and proceeds to shoot semen into the back of his own throat, at terminal velocity.

Guy1: “Hey man, why is your voice so raspy?”
Guy2: “I gave myself a Cobain at lunch”

Employee: “Sorry Boss, I won’t be able to come into work today. I Cobain’d”
Employer: “My condolences to you and your family.”

by Truce Buildman December 28, 2020

Go Cobainey

To commit suicide, especially with a gunshot to the head.

Whoah, did you hear about what happened to Neil? His girlfriend dumped him and he went Cobainey.

by bodhicide January 17, 2005

cocaine energy drink

the shit that burns.

i drank a cocaine energy drink today, and my throat was on fire and i was sweating.

by crackalacka. August 7, 2008

Cocaine

Adjective. Used in a context to describe something that is "above and beyond" or "top of the line"; a person, place or thing which is penultimate in it's own category.

"That Ferrari is fucking COCAINE!"

"Last year's spring break trip to Mexico was COCAINE!"

"This hamburger is COCAINE"

"Goddamn she's got a COCAINE ass."

by Hebert November 1, 2006

cocaine bear

THE APEX TOP PREDATOR THAT EATS OTHER BEARS FOR BREAKFAST AND WAS A LEGEND. he died though and is legend party animal.

i want to die like the COCAINE BEAR.

by mister reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 1, 2021