Buttern’ Her Biscuits

Jizzing all over her titties. Blowing your load of ropes all over her breasts.

Rachel loves it when I’m buttern’ her biscuits.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Butter Knife Technique

During intercourse a man ejaculates onto the woman’s forehead. The man quickly reaches for his butter knife and spreads the cum across the woman’s forehead like he’s buttering bread

Chris: “Yo guys I tried out the butter knife technique on Leela, she was so pissed.”

by Sark__9 February 25, 2018

Butter Toes

A beautiful woman from head to ankle because below that is either talons or a baby head big toe .

That chick is banging, everything butter toes that is

by Fourveinte September 27, 2018

Butterfly Keyboard

Apple's thinnest and newest keyboard mechanism for their laptops. The lifespan of the keyboard is literally like a butterfly\'s however. Every few weeks or even months after a replacement, you'll probably have to get another replacement for your $1200 to $3000 MacBook Pro. It only takes a single speck of dust can kill the butterfly keyboard.

Man this fucking butterfly keyboard has a ton sticky keys, along with it thinking that I pressed a key twice. Time to call up Apple!

by bush did 911 December 24, 2018

butter sculpture

A person, usually male, of conservative political orientation (regardless of how he describes himself), who is quick to be offended by social practices, arguments or policies which he (usually it's a he) imagines are "socialism", "cultural marxism" or "political correctness". The butter sculpture tends toward a greasy pallor, is prone to rancidity, and (to judge by his typical behavior) is vulnerable to "contamination" through contact with those he regards as economically or racially unclean. Progressives regard the "butter sculpture" with the same disdain as conservatives

"That guy was just ranting about how "The Last Jedi" ruined Star Wars by turning it into cultural Marxist propaganda. What a butter sculpture."

"FFS, you pulled your kid out of class simply because you heard the teacher was going to discuss trans women. Now you have the gall to call call me a "snowflake" for insisting on a more balanced (rather than heroic) portrayal of John A. MacDonald. You pathetic butter sculpture".

"You're outraged that Alex Jones was kicked off Twitter, but you're offended by a the idea of affordable rental housing on your residential street. What a butter sculpture."

by Danforthist March 1, 2019

Butter Moment

When someone does something overly horny and lies about being not horny afterwards

Person 1:hey bb can I see those bobs and vegana
Person 2:lol no I have a bf why are you so horny
Person 1:I'm not horny what are you talking about
Person 2:wow that was such a butter moment

by Cocksledder Supreme November 10, 2020

Butterfilled

The act of sending an email to a colleague then immediately approaching said colleague before they have received the communication.

Trevor butterfilled Gregory.

by Darth_Konan September 28, 2020