Brandon

An apex human being. He is an excellent hunter as he can chase down any deer and tackle it. Also able to one shot any bear with one upper cut. Brandon’s are not to be messed with as their tracking skills they will find you anywhere.

Dame Brandon you 360 no scoped that deer.

by Timur Glazkov September 24, 2022

brandon

the word brandon is used to bully people, it is not a nice word at all. if you say this word to someone they may get demons inside their head

Me: haha u mom big gay

friend: NO SHE ISNT! YOU ARE A BRANDON
me: AREHEHEHEHEHWHSNA THE DEMONSSSSS

by YOURLOCALTRXSHBUG July 29, 2022

Brandon

Some dude that Trumpists really like for some reason

Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!

Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!

Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…

by Clutterofmass August 23, 2022

Brandon

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.

Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.

by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 20, 2022

Brandon

Clearly a SLU lover.

Ew guys, Brandon was at the St. Lawerence game the other week and he was cheering for them.

by duckiechip167 October 5, 2022

Brandon

oh man... to be honest i'm at a lost with words on how to describe my feelings for this boy :)

he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3

"who's that goofy dork over there? :)"
"oh! that's Brandon <3"

by sav :P October 22, 2022

Brandon

The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"

Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible

by AsianFetus January 26, 2023