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Board-worthy

When a photograph is so complimentary that it would look good on the photo board your family creates to display at your funeral.
That photo Jeanne posted of you and Leighla watching television is completely board-worthy.
by Chibob1963 March 1, 2014
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board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"
mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.
by Sexydimma October 20, 2014
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board whore

girl who is has no butt/boobs, but still gets 1972635372 boyfriends
rachelle- "brroooooooooo ella is dating tyler. isnt he your ex?"
camille-"what a board whore!"
by thankspeteomfgh June 14, 2015
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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 12, 2016
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Betarded

1. (adjective) (To be 'betarded')
When a child, (typically Asian), is disappointed with a B grade or higher in an officially sat examination.

2. (verb) (To 'betard'.)
To have 'retardedness' bestowed upon oneself or someone else.
1.
A: "You got a B!? You are a disappointment! You have dishonoured this family!"
B: "Jeez, mom. Quit being so betarded!"

2.
A: "We have our final exam tomorrow, and I haven't revised."
B: "Okay, chill, let's betard everyone else by reading them Trump quotes, so our results don't look as bad."
by DatBoiAJ October 23, 2016
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Boardwine

A teacher who loves pussy and used to be a rock star. Also a meme.
"Boardwine can suck my cock."
by Jeweebsee October 26, 2016
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Board Game Whiner

Someone who complains about losing, rather than keeping a clear head and choosing to continue the game. Can be used to describe political debates, multiplayer video games, sports, and other competitive activities.
Person A: *disagrees with person B*

Person B: Youre a fucking asshole!! Are you trying to ruin freedom of speech??!!!!

Person A: Continues using their first amendment rights while Person B throws a fit.

Gym class fag 1: It's total bullshit that girls gotta do knee pushups

Gym class fag 2: Fuck this class! My moms gonna call the school tomorrow...

Gym class girl: Im gonna do full pushups because I feel like it...

Every gamer with 12 year olds in the lobby:

Fuckin' board game whiners...
by Sickofbullshit666999 July 14, 2017
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