Beach Rat

Mixture of the beach bums and rasta hippies. Absolutely love the beach.

Beach rats like the beach

by matterofacttt May 7, 2010

Royal Palm Beach

A swaggin' suburb in South Florida near West Palm Beach, averaging ten miles off the shore. Full of ugly chicks, and the few that aren't bad are stuck-up.

Commonly abbreviated as RPB.

Guy 1: Hey, do you want to stop by Royal Palm Beach on the way to South Beach and try to pick up chicks?
Guy 2: Nah, bro, I heard that RPB is full of butt-ugly chicks. There's definitely a reverse grenade effect there.

by DavidAlvesJuanCarlos,ex-C.E.O. December 17, 2012

Union Beach

Union Beach is comprised of the remains of what little dignity Keyport had, washed up on a dirty, needle-ridden shore. It is a smelly town, named after its "beach," that is, instead, a patch of second-hand sand and an arrangement of fake dolphins. Pre-Hurricane Sandy Union Beach (PHSUB) was a dump, and Post-Hurricane Sandy Union Beach (also PHSUB) continues to be a dump. Children grown here are misshapen and unintelligent. They go on to lead unsuccessful lives and swim in the filthy, green water that stunts their growth on a daily basis.

Person 1: "There's a party in Union Beach tonight. Would you like to go?"
Person 2: "Union Beach? I always regret going there. But, hey, a party is a party... and at least it isn't Keansburg!"

by TheGirlfromUB January 22, 2013

beach

A bored, hopeless state of mind brought on by heat, sleep deprivation, or chemistry homework . Pointless business law classes can also induce such feelings of "beaching."

This chemistry homework doesn't make sense. I'm so tired, and the air conditioner is broken so I feel like I have heat stroke. I must be beaching.

by That which is Beach March 30, 2011

i-hate-the-beach

The cutest tumblr user ever.
Her face is flawless along with her voice, and her body.
Follow her if you haven't already.
Kthx.

Hey do you follow i-hate-the-beach?
Yeah man. She's perfect.

by shanasaurusrexxxx August 16, 2014

Virginia Beach

city where even the whitest whiteboys use street slang

skater: "yo what's good kid?"

skater2" "not much yo, my bad about not hittin you up yesterday"

by Mista X March 28, 2005

gerritsen beach

an irsih shanty town in the bowls of brooklyn

gerritsen beach is a small town located in the southren most part of brooklyn .... all most all kids there either smoke weed of drink alot of alcohol.. kids here think there cool when they drive in there little cars out side the "skate park" or A.P gb is the stupides town but its intentiions are good are mostt of the "older" people there are good ... gerritsen beeach is now fillledd with guidos pot heads and losers

by legomyego August 22, 2008