Baconcrat

A Baconcrat is a Democrat who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My friend who was a Democrat came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconcrat!

by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

Bacon Addict

One who is addicted/obsessed with Kevin Bacon. Signs include their favorte movies being all by Kevin Bacon; doing a Kevin Bacon impression; comissioning pictures of themselves with Kevin Bacon; claiming to be devoted fans; owning a Logitech Revue.

"My wife says if I watch any more Kevin Bacon, I might actualy turn into Kevin Bacon." - Ivan Cobenk (Bacon Addict)

by Ivan Bacon December 28, 2010

Bacon osu

The best person in the whole existence.

Oh bacon osu? He is a god.

by anonymous July 9, 2021

Wakin' Bacon(sexual)

The act of a male fucking a fat chick in hopes of receiving a bad ass breakfast in the morning. This is because fat girls usually can either afford to go out to eat or cook really fucking good.

When I feel hungry and horny, it's time for some wakin' bacon(sexual)

by Lostinthesauce6969696969696969 September 23, 2016

Rub some bacon on it

Rubbing bacon on it makes it feel better

Man 1: dude I have abad headache
Man 1: rub some bacon on it you'll be fine

by Sid potter December 16, 2016

i smell bacon

"i see the cops, so lay low"

"i smell bacon, hide the dime"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Bacon

Jesus Christ was born from the Virgin Mary. When he was a young boy, he was contacted by God and notified that he was the Son of God. In order to impress his father, he strived to have a book written about him. He was kind, generous, polite, and courteous to everyone he met, but this just wasn't good enough to inspire a biography. So one day, Jesus was baking bread to feed some local villagers who had no food. While Jesus was turned away from his oven, God zapped the bread, instantly turning it into enough bacon to feed Jesus' entire village. Until that day, bacon was a food that was only available in Heaven. However, mortals did not know of the existence of bacon, as many would have committed suicide in an attempt to get it. When Jesus took the bacon out of his oven, the smell instantly attracted anyone within a 10-mile radius. Jesus' house was almost instantly crowded with people, including, to his good fortune, some authors. The authors, immediately after tasting the bacon, said that they would write a whole book about him, and that one day he would be revered as the messiah of an entire religion. He didn't believe them at the time, but his skepticism was later adjourned. Everyone who tasted the bacon that was not an author became one of Jesus' followers, now known as Christians. Don't believe the farmer's lies....This is how bacon came to earth.

Hard Working Husband: What are you cooking woman?

Submissive Wife: Just some bacon Your Lordship

Hard Working Husband: JESUS CHRIST! BACON! THAT STUFF IS GODLY!!!

by Addiego April 26, 2010