Balloney

When you feel fat

I feel extremely Balloney today.

by Daisy 2001 April 5, 2016

xavier badoon

a bitch who loves to suck halima's dick and is a gay faggot. if you see him, dial 911 before he rapes you with his small dick. and his hair is turning gray because of all the cum that he sucks from halima dick. stay far away from him, before you get ebola. his ears are so big, he can hear when a kid in africa is crying. and he is blind even with glasses. he is a coolie boy that thinks he's cool. beware

Ew , that kid is such a xavier badoon

by anonymous 120303 February 3, 2018

Balloon Head

When a penis head is so thick the owner can push tons of blood into it making it look like a balloon.

I would have never believed he had a balloon head until I saw it for myself.

by KillMePleaseBHS September 30, 2017

weather balloon

A boner inspired by barometric pressure.

"Theres a storm coming..."
"How do you know?"
"I have a weather balloon."

by CPTINcognito October 9, 2016

balloon knot

Phrase used on the Opie and Anthony show of XM Satillite Radio that refers to the anus

Well, let's stick it in the ballon knot

by Bens Hog July 5, 2005

private ballons

a sad and geekie nick-name for brests. my friend made it up, *tisk tisk*

yo i touched her private ballons, there squishie like you're moms apple pie.

by dj. cracka August 20, 2005

Balloon Dogged

The sensation of having eaten so much one feels as if they are a 'balloon dog', a dog shaped baloon-animal, the type often made by a clown for a child; under extreme pressure and ready to explode any second.

"Hey sorry about that, we ate a couple seafood platters and got completely balloon dogged before we got here. I shouldn't have fed her those last five drinks. That will need to be steam cleaned."

"No desert thanks, I am totally fucking balloon dogged after eating that family of hippopotami."

by Lakin A. October 15, 2007