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Map of Africa

A game played by standing in a line with your mates and pissing yourself. Whoever has the piss stain that looks closest to the continent of Africa wins!
They just got done with a round of Map of Africa. I just Map of Africa'd on myself.
by krugball May 12, 2016
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starving kids in Africa

Phrase used by Catholic priests or nuns to guilt parochial students into eating vegetables that are good for them or donating money to yet another Catholic charity.
Example 1:

Sr. Mary: Eat your brussels sprouts, Susie.

Susie: But, I don't like them, sister. They're yucky!

Sr. Mary: I can't believe you are wasting food. Why, there are starving kids in Africa who would give anything to have those brussel sprouts. So, you eat them, you hear? They're part of God's bountiful harvest.

Susie: (Looking guilty) Yes, sister.

Example 2:

Sr. Mary: (To class) As part of our Lenten service project, I am asking that each of you donate your lunch money today to the Feed the Children organization. In return, you will receive one cracker and a bowl of watered-down chicken broth for lunch - just like the starving kids in Africa eat every day.

Susie: (Looking longingly at her lunch money) Yes, sister.
by Loxi July 18, 2009
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Africana Wakanda

The one and only black goddess, a singer performing under the pseudonym Ariana Grande. She is commonly mistaken for being Italian, but she is definitely African.
Did you hear Africana Wakandas new song?
Yes, i loved it! My African queen released a bop again.
by okdont April 7, 2020
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Africa

A beautiful continent bursting at he seams with culture and heritage. Africa's been through a lot but our 2010 World Cup song was still the biggest bop of the century.
I'd love to take a trip to Africa one day.
by Cloudchild19 March 13, 2019
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africa land

-very far away
-sometimes used to exaggerate how far away something is
Vinny: wanna go to East coast Psychedelics?
Dean: nah that's like out in africa land
by JGHS12 April 8, 2009
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South Africa

A country that is in sy moer in with a lot of potholes, And the president is an ass.You will altyd look drunk of dodging the potholes
by Jagter October 18, 2022
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Africa card

Whenever most people talk about poverty and use africa as example to tell you how grateful you should be even though they dont know that much about africa.
Example 1#
Dad: Son you should eat your food.
Sister: Yeah there is like people dying of hunger in africa!
Brother in mind: Stop using the Africa card bitch!

Example 2#
Student 1: I hate school so much!
Student 2: You should be grateful most people in africa dont go to school!
by PeopleMindReaders December 21, 2014
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