Apedick

A frumpy, uncircumcised penis. Similar in appearance to the penes of other great apes and twice as off-putting to potential partners.

"Nigel was acting like a total fuckwit the other day."

"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."

by 1994and2011 June 25, 2017

Apenas

Spanish for 'barely'.

La enfermera es apenas una niña.
The nurse is only a girl.

Source: Duolingo.

by Quipyowert June 11, 2018

Apex English

Someone who writes a book, and doesn’t get the grammar checked

Apex English - Sally walked into the room Jeff said, on his knees Simon said. Hello there Michelle spoke although sally was woke

by HulkSmasher March 31, 2019

apemesim

a male of indigenous culture. They have brown hair, tan skin, and they are semi-blind so they need glasses. They're often found in the Penobscot River, canoeing or longboarding with a ginger. Apemesim is a humble boy who keeps to himself and doesnt like to show off his canoe medals. Apemesim's are also intelligent and are eager to have a good job and a family. Apemesim's are family men. They are often with their siblings, doing activities and teaching them new things.

That kid Apemesim is known for his canoeing ability.

That boy Apemesim's hair is wack.

by Maxim J. Lion August 6, 2019

aperkalypse

Aperkalypse,

The time between waking up and wanting coffee and the pot finishing the brew.

doint talk to me I’m surviving the aperkalypse

If you loved me you wouldn’t make me face the aperkalypse alone.

Fuck Starbucks I’ll face the aperkalypse!

by Chilly Verday December 31, 2019

Apexism

A state of confusion caused by gaming, characterised by ignoring your girlfriend and loudly talking with your headphones on, while stomping your feet on the floor like a koo-koo.

A: My boyfriend has apexism.

by Davinciswife1 August 4, 2020

apei

The initials of Analisador de Postagens Engraçadas da Internet (Funny Internet Posts Analyzer if u don't speak greek).

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Nelipe Feto made another APEI in his channel

by Rainy Lizzy .;) October 28, 2020