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Cake or pie? I can tell a lot about you by which one you pick. It may seem silly, but cake people and pie people are really different. I know which one I hope you are, but that's not for me to decide. So, what is it? Cake or pie?

The computer wouldn't start. She banged on the side and tried again. Nothing. She lifted it up and dropped it to the table. Still nothing. She banged her closed fist against the top. It was at this moment she saw the irony of trying to fix the machine with violence.

With six children in tow, Catherine raced to the airport departing gate. This wasn't an easy task as the children had other priorities than to get to the gate. She knew that she was tight on time and the frustration came out as she yelled at the kids to keep up. They continued to test her, pretending not to listen and to move in directions that only slowed them down. They had no idea the wrath they were about to receive when Catherine made it to the gate only to be informed that they had all missed the plane.

Then came the night of the first falling star. It was seen early in the morning, rushing over Winchester eastward, a line of flame high in the atmosphere. Hundreds must have seen it and taken it for an ordinary falling star. It seemed that it fell to earth about one hundred miles east of him.
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by BIG BROWN COCK January 13, 2022
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Cock wobbled

An item that is out of position, out of place or broken, sideways, crooked, just not right
That part were never work or fit in there it's all cock wobbled...
by PB W2 February 7, 2017
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Cock-ass

A fool so ignorant of his own stupidity, he might as well believe a cock is an ass.
"Louie, you cock-ass! You forgot to buy peanut butter!"

The candidate had the look for president, but when he opened his mouth, he sgood there babbling like a cock-ass.
by JosephL. June 25, 2020
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cock swap

The act of cumming in someones mouth then spitting it onto someone elses cock
Josh: Yo Tim wanna cock swap with Amelia
Tim: Sure
by HandyMan12388 May 16, 2018
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Cock

1.) A Penis

2.) a nickname for any student or fan of the University of South Carolina.
Man those South Carolina girls are huge cock fans!
by Carolina Blue 252 May 23, 2016
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Cock Dox

When your cock pic is used to dox you
“Yo I sent this pajeet a pic of my cock and he sent it to my entire friends list, I think it was a cock dox.”
by CerebralSlug October 9, 2025
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[cock costume]

Someone who is an idiot. It was said after someone called me an ass hat. They deserved it because they are a cock costume.
You are such a cock costume for using the word ass hat.
by casemaster October 21, 2008
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