shroom sex

The act of shoving shrooms up a man's asshole and eating them from it

"We totally had shroom sex last night"

by whiteboard forehead March 4, 2023

Sex

Something you'll never have.

Dude, you're never gonna have sex.

by pinkwh0reee February 12, 2022

Sex

The activity of squeezing a bottle of shampoo into someone’s anal cavity

“Chris had sex with Amy”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

sex c

sam e face <3

damn sammy looks rly sex c today holy shit (this applies to just about everyday as well)

by sammy’s daddy 😈 October 21, 2020

sex

fuck me right now. that's all.
te amo babe

sabrina: i want to be fucked.
david: okay let's have sex.

by iNeedYourVaginaRightNow December 29, 2022

cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021

Sex-Offender.

A sex-offender is someone (typically male) who has a registered Reddit account. The Redditor is a commonly-used slang-term for the ancestral-branch of the Human family tree, the Neanderthals. Redditors have evolved to have strong sexual attraction towards the feet (Of typically underdeveloped females) instead of the breasts, penis, vagina, or thighs. Redditors also rely on their diet for a portion of their sex-drive and hormonal influx, their diet includes: 2-week old Doritos and Vodka (Only for the averages.) Redditors also usually have a higher chance of passing an STD.

Sex-offender.

by Plaptop January 24, 2023