A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
A Syndrome named after OceanGate CEO 'Stockton Rush' after the June 18th incident of the 'Titan' submersible
Stockton Syndrome: To show all forms of arrogance and dismissing factual criticism and information because it hinders a certain personal goal making the individual blinded by their own goal and expectation
This may also be a cause of the Ikea Effect
Stockton Syndrome: To show all forms of arrogance and dismissing factual criticism and information because it hinders a certain personal goal making the individual blinded by their own goal and expectation
This may also be a cause of the Ikea Effect
by LePost James July 04, 2023
Stockton Syndrome
stok-tuh-n sin-drohm
Noun
1. To lose a fight that you should really win by rear-naked choke.
stok-tuh-n sin-drohm
Noun
1. To lose a fight that you should really win by rear-naked choke.
by Dero-hater March 06, 2016
When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.
"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"
by The Doctor Sex. May 01, 2022
Person 1: I used to think squidward was mean, but dang is he relatable
Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome
Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome
by Yaba Daba Doo! December 10, 2023
Dingleberry Syndrome is when your ass pubes get so infested with shit that the shit actually twists your ass hair to dreadlocks.
Billy: Hey man, I’m not feeling so good, I think I ought to use the bathroom.
Joel: Alright go for it man, just make sure you don’t get Dingleberry Syndrome.
Billy: What is that?!
Joel: Well, it’s when your gnarly ass pubes get covered in shit and you get dreadlocks from it.
Joel: Alright go for it man, just make sure you don’t get Dingleberry Syndrome.
Billy: What is that?!
Joel: Well, it’s when your gnarly ass pubes get covered in shit and you get dreadlocks from it.
by MrFogIsDaddy October 15, 2020
The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.
by tacklezzz April 20, 2024