pulling a kutlwano

Taking a while to get the an inside joke or not knowing what others are talking about.

Someone: I guess it's not not nice being a billionaire right now
Pulling a kutlwano: Who?, what?, where?, why

by ThickDzaddy27 August 11, 2023

Pulling a J

The act of pretending to be sick while someone else gets forced to do something that you don’t want to do.

Bob didn’t want to get forced for a shift so he is pulling a J.

by anonymous August 15, 2023

Pull a Waretown

When you’re at the bar and you’re dancing with a white trash milf. You begin to realize your fate and force yourself to get blackout drunk so you can sleep with her.

“Did you hear about Tony in Nashville?”
“No, what happened?”
“He had to Pull a Waretown”

by Lips1997 August 16, 2023

pull security

maintaining a sector of responsibility for any potential threat that could fuck you up.

Hey dipshit, stop standing around and pull security!

by geweyn August 17, 2023

Pulled a Peter

To claim a project is finished when in reality it’s fucked up beyond repair.

I tried to fix my furnace but I pulled a Peter and all the oil leaked into the wetlands.

by Meatstick68 August 18, 2023

Pulling a Michael

When your Michael says some really questionable, noncey stuff.

I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.

by JonahPeterson August 18, 2023

pull an elena gilbert

having someone use mind compulsion to erase your memories of someone you lost because it hurts too much missing them all the time

bro i just miss her/him so much i wish i could pull an elena gilbert rn

by lilybloom August 20, 2023