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Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.
Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.
by Thoxis October 27, 2018
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whacked

when a person is very affected from smoking pot
man im SOOO whacked
by timmy o'toole March 30, 2003
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weck

I wana be beck. Usually a teenager who dresses like a beck, acts like a beck basically is a beck but they are not jewish.
omg look at that weck. Does (s)he know their not jewish.
by nokia3200 April 30, 2006
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whack attack

a gay person or some one who acts gay or who u jus dont like or respect
by DeVonTheDucer July 31, 2003
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whacked up

Someone who has attitude and it shows on their face. They have a bad/mean look on their face.
Look at him/her, he's/she's all whacked up!
by Shaponi September 23, 2008
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Whack-Attack

A 'Whack-Attack' is a rage of murder. Usually happens in gang fights, or war, or police shootout. It's called a whack-attack when one individual stands out and kills more than any other. Goes trigger-happy, in a good way though.
Datrell: Ey man, did you see Jamal last friday against 44th St.?
Tarrel: Hell Yeah man, that dude went on a fucking whack-attack.
Datrell: Yeah, killed all those mofos
by Rod69699 June 6, 2008
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whacker

The completely understandable definition for the rap, r&b, and hip hop being made today in the mainstream. Creation of this word inspired by afroman's song whack rappers, it demonstrates that most new age rappers are "whack".
Nas is in the video with Kelis
Jay-z's in the video with Beyonce
both of these rappers (whackers) are whack (Rap)
by Hippiefish July 13, 2006
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