The Reverse Weasel Snotter

A sex position. Very good thighs are required.

Hey Honey! Can we do the reverse weasel snotter?

No Sweetie, Mythighs are playing up right now.

by Your Minty Gran November 8, 2011

Spice Weasel

A betting term for poker which reffurs to betting insane amounts with little to no chance of winning. Thought it up from the whole Futurama Alkizar's "crankin it up a notch with the spice weasel!" its a good term cos its for those "All or nothing" Attempts

Spice weaselin' my Opponent Hard
Crankin this game up with the ol' "Spice Weasel"

by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 11, 2008

The Weasel King

Alex Drazdowski.

I am the Weasel King... weeooohhhh!!!

by The S Diddy November 22, 2003

Crap Weasels!

An expression of displeasure. Something you could substitute for Oh shit!, if there are chitlens present.

Franny: 'Hey Zoey I just found you ipod-guess where it was?'
Zoey: 'Where?'
Franny: 'In the toilet....'
Zoey:'Crap Weasels!'
Chitlen: hahaha aunt Zoey just said crap weasels!

by Incandescent_2 September 4, 2006

screaching weasel

pounding your hairy penis into into a vagina or anus and recieving an orgasm of a high pitch

last night i pounded her so hard i got a screaching weasel

by MOTORHEAD!!! November 23, 2006

Stink Weasel

Uncircumsized Penis

Mike has a huge Stink Weasel

by Big Head Mike June 17, 2009

Shit weasel

A phrase normally utilized to expressing aggravation toward someone you are well aquainted with.

"Hey shit weasel! Were the fuck did you put the nutella?"

by poshloster 3000 January 1, 2012