Urban Dictionary 

Hell as a website. Literally 99 percent of the "definitions" are about sex, horny piss babies.

Person 1: 'i searched insert random word on urban dictionary and turns out it's actually a sex position'
Person 2: 'huh? I thought it was a insert what it actually is, but alright.'

Urban Dictionary by SouHiyoriSimp January 24, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

A place where every other made-up word is something about politics or religion no one actually cares about

Urban Dictionary is weird

Urban Dictionary by Teegerrr January 30, 2021

urban dictionary 

my lord and saviour

my friends use weird slang all the time this site has saved me from embarrassment

my gf: ur gonna make me act up
me who has no idea about any slang: hol up let me check this on urban dictionary
me: omg u flatter me

urban dictionary by mikasackermann February 7, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

Urban Dictionary, somewhere ABSOLUTELY no one talks about sex! Everything's so kid friendly that they don't even accept you to do a word!

Me: Oh, WOW! I don't need to read a dictionary book, there's a website!

Also me: I would like to search some words I don't understand!
*searches philosophy*
Urban Dictionary: *a man's dick that you put in a minor girl's ass*
Me: WOAH- okay that was maybe just someone that made it. Let's do another one!

*searches audacity*

Urban Dictionary: *russian candy cane*
Me: kids. WJDNDJDDJNSNDIEHS

Urban Dictionary by iidonutiee February 11, 2021

Urban dictionary 

A dictionary solely for the purpose of sexualizing every definition of every word. The dictionary can give everyone a good laugh, but always ends up insulting someone. The dictionary isn't reliable and gives often a terrible definition, and, can potentially be banned for its poor definitions. Thus the name, urBAN dictionary. Im not karening on the dictionary, just giving an honest opinion that we all agree on.

Person 1: Hey, have you googled your name in the urban dictionary?
Person 2: Nope, let's try.

...
Person 1: and? what does it say??
Person 2: It says i'm a $lut and that nobody likes me, and only uses me for my body.

Person 1: i mean, its not completely wrong...

Urban dictionary by ugly_ratface1 February 12, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

1. Urban Dictionary is the worst dictionary in existence.

2. Gay

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Urban Dictionary by fluffyebik February 14, 2021

Urban Dictionary 

Wow, Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary.

Your really that bored you decide to type the websites name in..
Not bad, kid.

¨ I have already read all of the Urban Dictionary definitions, I bet nobody has added the website na- OKAY HOW!?¨

Urban Dictionary by ..doge.. February 19, 2021