two-tooth

What some call the inbred, cousin-and-sibling-marrying backwoods rednecks that are usually identifiable by their lack of proper oral hygien.

(Anybody ever see the movie "Deliverance"?

"What an idiot... he must be from Two-tooth, Kansas."

by Keith November 30, 2003

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Two in the Tank

Slang: An upper decker - When one defecates into the tank of a toilet as a prank, so that until all the poop dissolves, poop water flushes the toilet. A popular facet of "not my house."

Yo lets go out to that party at 18th and bro and two in the tank!

by fromdeland October 21, 2009

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[two bits]

Deriving from the "Shave and Hair cut, two bits" jingle, "Two bits" refers to a woman who does not shave/wax/remove body hair on legs, arm pits, facial hair, etc. The words two bits are used alone to reference the jingle with the implication that a shave/wax/haior removal is in order.

(At the beach)
Man 1: "Look at the hair on her thighs"
Man 2: "Yeah, two bits allright"

by mreillyDC December 09, 2008

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Two-Face

When you finger a girl on her period and then finish on your hand, wiping it across one half of her face.

"I totally Two-Faced that girl last night."

by Kitchen'sClosed September 17, 2008

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two-faced bitch

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.

I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!

by Starchylde June 07, 2016

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