Turtle Sandwhich

It is the process of 3 or more turtles mating at the same time. So pretty much a turtle orgy.

"Look at all of those turtles stacked on top of each other, they look like a Turtle Sandwhich and sound like one in the making. Ew."

by Mitkish September 12, 2014

Turtle Burnout

Similar to a shart, but the head pops out first before the actual skid mark.

My Underwear bared the marks of a turtle burnout.

by Just Bitchin March 3, 2014

turtle underwear

To be wearing underwear that are very disgusting, often having a horrific odor and be very hard like a turtle's shell.

Adrian - Dude, Bonnaroo was really fun, but sleeping in your car wasn't. I'm wearing turtle underwear.

by SooooAnonymous May 1, 2014

Turtle dick

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection

"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."

by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015

Turtle Calves

When someone's calves are so large, that they look like they have a baby turtle inside them.

Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
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Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?

by thatonesuperradicalchick March 9, 2015

Turtle penis

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.

I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.

by Mattameru April 16, 2015

Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.

"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."

by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015