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cock juggling thunder cunt

a hairy slut who enjoys sucking vinegary pussy/dick. or saggy balls. it depends.
alen - the cock juggling thunder cunt took my money and my pants...
david - why your pants?
alen - she claimed she didnt have any.
david - wait, so what was she wearing?
alen - nothing. and she said if i didnt get naked too she would bite my dick off...
david - dude, why did you call her over then?
alen - she's been hidding in my garage for a few months, i thought she could use something in her mouth.
by shelovedx January 17, 2008
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Thundercum

When a man has an extra large orgasm with body convulsions, and screaming. Can sound like a jet taking off.
I asked Veronica if she had a large uterus because I knew my thundercum would fill it up.
by Thundercum in your face December 17, 2009
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Thundercunt

Also abbreviated TC...

This term refers to someone who exudes the strength and power women naturally have over men. People see her as all-knowing, confident, blunt, and ultimately right (even if others don't want to admit it).

Greek mythology spoke of TCs and how they ruled not alongside, but above the Norse Gods. Thunder represented their natural ability to arrest even molecules in the air with their great power.

Issac Asmiov, Einstein, and Mozart.. what did they have in common? They all were in relationships with a TC of their era. Some in secrecy for they were worried that they would live under their partners shadow if it was revealed.

A couple great science fiction writers have alluded to TCs in post-apocalyptic tales where a great and noble TC is sent outside of the cosmos to bring the human race back to its zenith.
Her intense understanding of the basic truths of life got her to power. Her power rose and with it came the point where people realized what she really was... a thundercunt.

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Girl, you see that chick? Why she so quick, why she so brave, why she so real, why see so TC?
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Chocolate Thunder

A sexual act in which one partner fists another parter's rectum, pulls out his clenched hand, and punches the fisted's parters face.
I got "Chocolate Thundered" by Tod.
by Jaquan Cheng September 12, 2006
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thunder hammer

A sexual posistion in which the male holds his boner to his chest, and releases it to smack the female in the face. Similar to a thunder fuck.
If a Dirty Sanchez is not your forte, then give her a thunder hammer to make your day.
by Philly K. September 30, 2006
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Thunder Struck

A female's dumfounded expression after the initial insertion into the anus. Similar to the expression post Morning Glory.
I've seen some thunder struck faces in my day, but Memory takes the cake.
by Vault September 30, 2006
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Thunder Punch

A fucking MAGICAL drink created by Justin L. Only available at Taco Bell. You know its Thunder Punch when its a clear-ish grey. It taste like fucking Jesus.

RECIPE:

- 2/5 Sierra Mist
- 2/5 Baja Blast Mountain Dew
- 1/5 Pink Lemonade
Justin: Hey, let's go to Taco Bell and get some fucking THUNDER PUNCH!
Devin: FUCK YEAH! I wanna fucking Thunder Punch a baby! Then fuck its mom's brains out!
Justin: Fuck Yeah! Let's go.
Bill Clinton: Drink Thunder Punch! It's fucking delicious!
by yetifreak June 17, 2009
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