heavens biscuit

a vaginal fart
a quife

the heavens biscuit smelled like a musty fish market

by rob fresh May 12, 2006

Whisper Biscuit

A slow and silent fart that smells like death.

The bastard just floated a whisper biscuit past me.

by NJ fat man January 25, 2010

Popeye's biscuit

Dry; Sore; Thirsty (throat)

e.g. My throat feels Popeye's biscuity recently and I kept coughing

by Fluffy v.2 May 4, 2018

Slippery Biscuit

A lacrosse ball, which, after much use, has lost its grippy texture and become smooth. This condition often results in less ball control, and, in some cases, a dropped biscuit. Proper passing and shooting also become more difficult.

Get that slippery biscuit off the field.

by bolognese sauce August 12, 2009

soggy biscuit

Gather 5-7 boys(or girls that can squirt) and gather them around one biscuit and proceed to cum all over it and the last person to cum/ or cant cum must eat the biscuit. P.S you can only masturbate to the pussy's and dicks around you. This is mostly a new English practice because they are the only retarded ass bitches who still use the word biscuit.

Hey James, me Sally Kim Jordan Pete Mike and I are going to play soggy biscuit if you want to join us

soggy biscuit is what james Charles want to do with straight guys, also, he's the biscuit

Kim Kardashian

by butteredpotato8 June 22, 2019

Buttering Biscuits

A term made infamous by Vermont Radio Personality Kwame Dankwa, for "Having sexual relations."

Traci is coming to see me, and we are going to be 'buttering biscuits' all weekend long, YES!

by Kristina Daniel October 3, 2018

soda biscuit

The act of placing one's penis on a girl's face - typically, her forehead.

Yo, I gave that drunk girl a soda biscuit after she passed out!

by deputy van halen June 5, 2005