window licker

dude, he's a total window licker!
by babynuts0 September 11, 2007
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Microsoft Windows

A decent OS that runs on over half the world's computers that Macintosh and Linux users who think they're redpilled/different from society always circlejerk each other about how "bad" it is.

Instead of fighting about literal fucking computer software, how about you go outside and touch some grass for once, maybe smell the fresh air?
Person 1: "er mah gerd *snort* microsoft windows is so trash and bad errhuh"
Person 2: "Kindly get a life, please."
by Daniel Apaché March 30, 2021
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Window Shopping

A person looking at any reflective surface and they are checking their own reflection, not actually looking at merchandise.
She was a narcissist; she'd be window shopping the whole length of the block, checking her hair as often as she blinked.
by CMNF September 13, 2011
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window ninja

peeping tom, someone who looks into windows for nude women.
tom goes up to a womans window pulls a window ninja.
by Charles Denton January 08, 2008
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Windows Vista

Best Microsoft Operating System ever. It works, it doesn't crash. And doesn't force you to outdated like OS X. Windows Vista, Operating System that was created by Microsoft. Takes the best bits of XP, and makes it better.

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by Tpavra July 11, 2008
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Windows XP

A really powerful vacuum cleaner, like a Shop-Vac, or anything else that SUCKS.
by Cornholio August 27, 2003
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Windows XP

An Experimental Project (XP) released upon the masses of computer users, tooted as the latest and greatest operating system, which, in theory sounds great, however in practice, causes nothing more than problems, headaches, and nausea, and high job turnover rates for Network Administrators.
This fucking Windows X-perimental Project has crashed yet again, and insists upon sending an error report to MicroSoft. Un-be-fucking-lieveable. You'd think that after 20 years in the market, they'd have come up with something more stable...
by Da Dirty Q-Tip October 18, 2002
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