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Lodge Poled

The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.
Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”

Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”

“Well.”

“How well?”

“I got lodge poled.”

“Nice.”
by MacReady95 June 12, 2023
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South Pole

When shawty eats ice, and then put your balls in her mouth as the shrivel up.
Hey Emily, make sure to get a 20lbs bag of ice for tonight. I’m in need of a South Pole.
by maxamillion69 September 28, 2024
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A fish pole

Its where two guys attach the piercings on their penises together and pulls up on the base of the penis while aroused.
Jeff and i tried A fish pole, It hurt.
by WhothefkRu June 16, 2011
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Ernest Poling

Cute , Nice , Country Boy , Kaitlins Boyfriend , Sweet , Charming , Cuddly , Etc <3
Beka : Omg he is such a ernest poling.

Reba : I know right!
by Southsidethief August 2, 2021
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pole skinner

a girl that even your grandmother can tell that if she hasn't fucked your best friend yet- she will eventually.
I wish I would've broken up with her when my grandmother told me she was a pole skinner or at least before she fucked all my friends.
by lizadub May 4, 2011
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Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.
Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...
by larryco June 30, 2016
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pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.
You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!
by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021
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