fountain peeing

When you take a leak and your pee squirts in various directions.

It seems like every time John takes a leak, he does fountain peeing. I have noticed that whenever he comes out of the washroom, I go in the washroom afterwards and see pee on the toilet seat as well as on the floor.

by funny fellas January 16, 2014

pee drink

any drink which has a taste of pee (usually about beer)

Shit, man, this beer is a pee drink! Why did you buy it?

by Yana Hype May 26, 2017

No Pee January

No Pee January is a month-long contest in which each competitor must hold their pee for as long as possible and record their progress along the way.

“I lost No Pee January on the 7th. My bladder couldn’t take it anymore.”

by NoPeeGod January 20, 2021

Pee Polish

Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.

Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.

by lyradius February 17, 2013

Pee Affair

a love triangle between 2 people in the same family and a stranger.

My brother hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, I didn't know he was gay! This is such a pee affair smh.

by dapee June 28, 2021

Sleepy Pee

Getting up when you're clearly too tired to walk to the bathroom and urinate.

(turns on light)

SHIT. Should have invested in that nightlight. damn you sleepy pee

by zakdwyeragain November 2, 2010

Glee Pee

Being so happy/excited you lose control of your bladder and pee on yourself, floors, etc.

When I saw Bug I got so happy I glee peed

by DaisyBugOlive September 8, 2013