Football Twitter

A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySane" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.

What did you do in the weekend mate?

Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me

by hahaguesswhattt May 24, 2019

stan twitter

A twitter group of people who are extremely jobless and slanders musicians, artists, models, influencers, etc. They are mostly annoying and do nothing but drag celebrities like Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian-West.

most common stan twitter phrases such as:

"ended Nicki Minaj"
"Adele tanked"
"oh it's over for Ariola"
"she tanked
she = Demi"

and more....

That stan twitter account is so stupid. They stan Jesy Nelson by the way.

by doja cat was here June 29, 2022

Twitter

The act of smacking your penis on a woman's vaginal area... Pre, mid, or post coitally.

Dude I had to get my Twitter on, so I twittled that that chick after we did the deed!

by SuperDavey May 7, 2009

[Titters]

Titters- Often a mispelling of the word Titties. Often referring to an unatrractive girl that a hot guy likes usually with the name starting with a B.

What's so special about her does she have liek beer flavored titters????

by ARS1000 August 19, 2008

Twitterbitch

One who reveals other peoples secrets via social networking sites, such as Twitter.

girlywhirly12: (a.k.a. a twitterbitch)
Remember the whole scandal between Lexi and Evan? Well, it turns out they got together last night at Tabby, a.k.a. Evan's girlfriends, party last night. What a whore!
7:43 PM May 30th from txt

by laurelfloral June 4, 2009

twitter

When a man rubs his bushy mustache on a girl's vagina.

John twittered Sally last night.

Let me give ya a twitter.

by misterhorsehands October 2, 2009

Twitter

To play with yourself/masturbate. More often used to describe female masturabtion

I twittered her pussy and she squirted all over

by PatGoat123456 November 16, 2009