A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.
"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019
Get the Jase-squatch mug.The friends who are always with you. They are up in your business because they care about you. They cry because they are worried about you. They wait for you when you are away. They never turn their backs on you. They never stab you in the back. When you are hurting the most they are hurting twice as much. They cry when you cry and even when you don't. They get sick worrying about you. Some won't eat others won't concentrate. They do it because they love you and you are a huge part of their squad.
by ErinBG April 9, 2017
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When an informal group of individuals (with a common identity and a sense of solidarity) all jack off together, often onto something or someone.
Kelly: I'm going 'round Dylan's later and his squad is going to be there. I'm really hoping they'll squad off all over me.
by BlackPhlomp May 25, 2018
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DD*KK SHES GONA DIE*
KK*no she won’t HAHDJCJ*
*both die from laughter*
DD*KK SHES GONA DIE*
KK*no she won’t HAHDJCJ*
*both die from laughter*
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Get the Side squad mug.a group of people (typically teenagers) who smoke e-cigarettes and think they're cool because of it. They'll often post about said "e-cigging" and boast about their actual e-cig contraptions and parts, such as vaporizers or batteries.
Guy 1: Dude, Danny posted another Instagram video with he and his surf squad; they must think they're vape gods or something.
Guy 2: Oh please god, help them; their level of stupidity is painful to witness.
Guy 2: Oh please god, help them; their level of stupidity is painful to witness.
by comeinclutch December 10, 2015
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