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Choke & spit my salad

This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve orgasm whilst laughing.
I saw a funny picture whilst flicking through Playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.
by Gripper January 5, 2006
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spit to start

When a woman’s vagina is so unbelievably bone dry that one must assist her in the lubrication of her vagina by applying saliva
Guy 1: Bruh her pussy was so dry I had to spit on it so I could fuck her.
Guy2: so... she was spit to start??
Guy1: EXACTLY!!
by Dom_Banks January 18, 2018
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The Splits

Wanking to the point of self harm.

When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.

Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
To wank, perphance to cum...oh wait i've got the splits.
by The Finishers January 11, 2009
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Splits

To Give Half Of A Normal Unit Of A Drug.

But Can Often Be Used In Several Different Drugs Deals.
Person 1 : Yo Man, Can You Gimme Splits On That, Doughs Runnin' Low This Week.

Person 2 : Fo Sho Man, Heres Half Of A "G".
by ShaunKicksYourAss January 16, 2008
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Banana Splits

A homosexual sex act between two men, where both partners spread their legs and rub genitalia together.

ie- Male Scissoring
"Hey hunk, wanna go home and do The Banana Splits?"
by Angi_Pants March 7, 2013
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the splits

A sexual position to be done by very skilled gymnasts/acrobats only. The girl stands on her head and spreads her legs open to do the splits, while the guy stands and puts his dick in her.
Milly and Jack did the splits last night at the bar.
by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 31, 2012
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Splitscreens

multitasking employees proficient at doing several things all at once
Splitscreens can watch C-SPAN streams, talk on the phone, listen to the radio, send instant messages, and read CNN online all at once.
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