Definitions by Gripper

Choke & spit my salad 

This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve orgasm whilst laughing.

I saw a funny picture whilst flicking through Playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.

Choke & spit my salad by Gripper January 5, 2006