A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.

“Jake guess what”

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023

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Burnt shoelace

Take a shot of Absythne, or other highly flammable alcohol, light it on fire and then give a firey blow job.

"Did you see that Jane gave Alex a burnt shoelace?"
"Yeah, he probably should've shaved first!"

Burnt shoelace by Vlow97 March 18, 2024

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Shamrock shove

When a shamrock shave is shoved up a girls vagina and a guy drinks it out with a straw.

Guy: You ready
Girl: For what

*Swoosh*
Guy: Get shamrock shoved

*Slurp* *Slurp*

Shamrock shove by Word makeuper April 9, 2024

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canadian shoelace

when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.

guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?

canadian shoelace by true north thug April 17, 2024

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