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self sufficient

The ability to not require me to babysit your ass on every little task that needs to be completed. Furthermore, not having to remind you of every little task that is required of you. Also, you being able to navigate the damn "help" tutorial on the computer, website, mobile device, etc. instead of expecting ME to be your "help" tutorial. Basically, being able to do ANYTHING your own damn self without annoying me.
I work with a ton of "independent contractors" in sales who can't seem to be able to wipe their own butt without me explaining it to them, writing down the directions, printing off a tutorial or loading a video for them demonstrating how to do so. I wish they could all be self sufficient.
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Selfie-Conscious

The immediate feeling of embarrassment one experiences after posting 'selfies' on Facebook.
I was going to post a pic of myself at Times Square last night, but I was feeling to selfie-conscious.

selfie me embarrassed
by thekemp-clan August 31, 2013
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Self-Hating Persian

A Persian who hates the fact that almost every Iranian-American is either a total guido or a total fob. Typically rebels by trying to be as white-washed as possible.
Guy 1: Check out that Persian kid eating mac n cheese.

Guy 2: Must be a self-hating Persian.
by yanorglu March 2, 2009
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self-dome

Brock likes to self-dome.
by Will Bonin April 26, 2006
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Self mutilation

Self mutialtors often don't liek teh term 'self mutilation'.
People cut themself or burn tehmselves or otherwise harm themselves to get rid of emotions they can't let out. Often they can't cry so they cut. People who do cry and cut just cos their friends do are idiots.
Self hmutilators must not be forced into stopping, this really does not help.
Non cutter: Self harm is wrong
Cutter: It's not wrong, it's just the 'wrong way of going about things' (said bitterly)
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self-improvement

v.
Masturbation.
Now self-destruction...
Self-improvement is masturbation... Now self-destruction...
by dip June 29, 2004
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self-fulfilling prophecy

When a false or true statement is said about someone enough times, it eventually becomes true.
If you call your girlfriend a bitch, she will become a self-fulfilling prophecy and act like a bitch.
by icehot15 October 17, 2014
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