Jaxon Rogers

A future marine biologist

Jaxon Rogers is a future marine biologist, it’s been his lifelong dream.

by bradyaxp August 6, 2024

Stinging Roger

When you get butt-fucked by a trucker with hepatitis.

"Last night was hectic, I got porked down under by a trucker, now my hole doesn't feel whole, it was a real Stinging Roger"

by mooflese September 10, 2023

Jasmine Rogers

A girl who is a slut and will sleep with your friends

Hey man look out for that jasmine rogers.

by Jcrump1186 December 9, 2023

Sorcerer Rogier

A sorcerer by trade and a man of high skill and dexterity. Rogier dedicated his life as a scholar and a warrior to the study of those who live death, to save them from the needless slaughter by the hunters of the golden order. our only true friend in the lands between.

Sorcerer Rogier, a hero.

by Godrim of the Regal Oman Bairn June 3, 2024

Dolly-Rogers Exchange

A Dolly-Rogers Exchange is a hypothetical choice involving the exchange of one highly valued item for another that one is unwilling to make. The name comes from the hypothetical sacrifice of Dolly Parton in order to raise Fred Rogers from the grave.

Rob: "Would you kill Dolly Parton to raise Mr. Rogers from the dead?"
Al: "No way would I take the Dolly-Rogers Exchange."

by DrBruz June 7, 2024

Jolly Roger

When when you pull out your dick, and let someone snort powder off of it, and then you hit her person in the face.

I got a Jolly Roger but he got a black eye.

by anonymous June 7, 2024

Christopher Rogers

There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.

Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”

by _Nevermind June 27, 2024