orangutan queef

when a very hairy woman farts out of her pussy

dude... I was having sex and Stephanie did an orangutan queef

by yoyungsu123 February 2, 2022

Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

ass queef

release of air during anal sex

mr. bailey ass queefed while his hairy boy friend ass rammed him.

by pound dat pussy July 24, 2007

Turbo queef

Turbo Queef (ter-bow kweef) v.

The act of forcing air out of the vagina in rapid succession. Can happen during vigorous or violent sexual intercourse or self fondling.

Victor: Dude, while I was fingerbanging Diana, she fucking turbo queefs on me.

Christian: That fucking sucks, man. Nothing's worse than being turbo queefed on.

by homesicksong January 3, 2006

butt queef

Unlike a fart, it is the release of air trapped during anal sex.

ffppptt

Joe "What was that?!?!?"

Joyce "You're fucking me in the ass so hard I butt queefed, keep going!!!"

by Ivanov rednalo July 11, 2010

Quiditch Queef

A queef whilst playing Quiditch

'I say, I let out a right corker of a Quiditch queef the other day in our match against Slytherin

by wagglingwilly May 8, 2010

Pelican queef

Same as a queef but with a hint of fish

(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)

She wanted me to go 'downtown' but after that Pelican queef no way!

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010