Pocket Call

When you forget to lock the keys on your cellphone and it phones someone... usually the most inappropriate person at the most inopportune time.

I got in SO much trouble last night. I was chatting up this girl in a bar and my phone pocket called my wife!

by Mike Hind November 3, 2008

Pocket Boyfriend

Any man that you find attractive, though he is clearly to small/short for you to actually date. You might make an exception and date him anyways, but you would feel very uncomfortable being seen with him in public, because beside him you feel like a giant/swollen/amazon.

Me: Omg, pocket boyfriend! Over there, he's so cute!
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)

by smart cookiez April 19, 2011

Hot-Pocket Master

A person, usually a male college student, with an extraordinary ability to make Hot-Pockets.

Qualifitcations include:

Possessing a drivers license(needed to go to the market to get the Hot-Pockets)

A car(also needed to obtain Hot-Pockets)

A freezer(needed to store Hot-Pockets)

A microwave/oven(needed to prepare Hot-Pockets)

Alex is obviously a Hot-Pocket Master whereas Morgan is not.

by BarberShop May 21, 2008

Out of Pocket

Talking out yer arse; simply untrue or absurd, or unjustifiably rude or unnecessary.

1:
Grandpa: You're a bitch (slaps chick)
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!

2:
George: I got a new dog and he runs bloody quick, innit?
Grandpa: I run quicker than yer pathetic dog it's slow as shit.
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!

by (mostly) aussie slang ; April 29, 2022

Put the money in my pocket

Used after being praised for doing a good job. A not so subtle way of hinting at a raise. It is usually said after a person has become intoxicated and they may regret saying it afterwards, especially if used multiple times.

Boss: Vic, you've been doing good work recently.
Vic: Put the money in my pocket.
Boss: I'm happy that you got the last project done on time.
Vic: Put the money in my pocket.
(Boss shakes head and walks away)

by A Jamoke May 26, 2010

Polly Pocket

A chick so short that it makes you wanna put her in your pocket and carry her around with you everywhere you go. (Named for the Mattel toy sold in the 90s.)

Specifications: attractiveness, non-dwarf/midget, vagina

Yo, I met this shorty the other day that was so fuckin cute and small that I just wanted to pick her up and drop her into my pocket.

So you met a Polly Pocket. Yeah, I could use me one of those.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 14, 2009

Yoghurt In The Pocket

Used to tell someone they have just been practical joked. Popular in our local area but believed to have spread to a wider audience.

'Yo Josh'
'Fukin What Bitchs?'
'Man Charley just got Yoghurt In The Pocket !'
'Ah Fuk, Not Again'

by Josh Billabong February 5, 2008